Zed called. I'm sorry. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Agent K: The catch? Is that better? All 78 million of them. [An alien spaceship crashes into Edgar's truck. The film opens, more or less, with a group of so-called illegal aliens being smuggled across the border into the US. It's a long trip. I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. Frank the Pug: You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Men In Black Alien Man animated GIFs to your conversations. Agent K: Never hurt her before. for the CG models. Jay: Why the big secret? It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Dr. Laurel Weaver: What's the problem with the cat? He just went home. We're "them." Edgar: Get your big butt back in the house! The men in black (MIB) are an alleged mysterious group of individuals dressed in black suits who are often associated with elaborate cover-ups involving the presence of a UFO or extraterrestrial being. Agent J: K, have you ever flashy-thinged me? You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! This is an alien, and you guys are from some government agency trying to keep it under wraps. That means more food for my family. Jeebs: You insensitive jerk. You don't exist; you were never even born. Beatrice: You here to make fun of me too? They are the Men In Black, an organization specializing in protecting the identities of and defending the earth from extraterrestrials. It don't matter; in fact, in just a few seconds you won't even be matter! James: Uh, look, I'm sorry, not to change the subject or anything, but when was the last time you had a CAT scan? Hey, you guys aren't really from the Department of Health, are you? Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. Edgar/Bug: Now listen, monkey-boy! May we come in? I make this look good. Agent J: So, what, are you not worried about no long-term damage? The Emperor Worm is the leader of the Worms. Normally, the sneaky men who appear after UFO sightings are dressed all in black, … [He grabs his scalp and stretches it back against his skull.] Edgar: I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead, I get this. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. James Edwards: Yeah, that the world is coming to an end. Elle: Hey, Jay! Edgar: War? Trending pages. Their accents and décor add a futuristic touch that are apt for an organization that regulates alien … From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. Anonymity is your name. The inventiveness never lets up, and the cast--including Vincent D'Onofrio doing frighteningly convincing work as an alien occupying a decaying human--hold up their end splendidly. [squishes another cockroach; the Bug snarls in anger] See, what I can't understand is why you gotta come down bringing all this ruckus! Dr. Laurel Weaver: [still disoriented from being neuralyzed] Hey, whoever you guys are, you're gonna have to show me some ID if you're gonna be in the morgue. Most of them spend their time on earth indulging in hedonistic binges of things that are forbidden on their home world of Takwella, occasionally and not very helpfully assisting the MIB. Jay: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter. Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. You don't get it - I've won! Yeah, well, there's a problem with the cat. Kay: You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968. Kay: I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. Kay: These are our two Centaurian communications board operators, Woiebgck and Bob. Men in Black. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. Agent K: How far do you think you're gonna get without your ship, if that's what you call that piece of space trash we've got locked up in the office? You'll not stand out in any way. Kay: Today there are approximately 1500 aliens living and working in Manhattan and most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living. Kay: This is a Universal Translator, we're not even supposed to have it and I'll tell you why. Category for all Alien Species in the Men in Black Series. Aw, damn. It looks like poison. Edgar: You're coming with me. . And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Kay: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit. Agent K: Oh yeah, it's worth it. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. You're useless, Beatrice. Originally, the Edgar-bug was to be executed with 14 Dec 2011, 10:00 PST Los Angeles A Men in Black onscreen used prop gun, 1997 Shown hanging from the wall in the scene when Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) encourages Agent J (Will Smith) to choose a pistol. [walks away]. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. [neuralyzes her again]. James: Uh-huh, so these are real flying saucers, and the World's Fair was just a cover-up for their landing. Kay: I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back. Unlike the other Worms, the Emperor is "large and in-charge". ], [Confused, Beatrice adds some more sugar to the glass. Kay: Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two. Have a look at this for me, please. Agent J: Yeah, well, while you were in there playing around, I was down here doing all the work. They are later seen on their way out of the MiB building presumably to leave the planet with their luggage (one of them carrying nothing but a luggage cart full of cartons of cigarette… We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. ], [Beatrice holds up the sugar bowl from the kitchen table. [pause] If you're strong enough. In this one, James is shown as being about 4 or 5 in 1969. Edgar: You idiots! Men in Black celebrates the triumph of attitude over everything else — plausibility, passion, any sense that what we’re watching actually matters. The Annelids were better known to the Men in Black as the “Worm Aliens.” Most Worm Aliens venture on hedonistic binges partaking in vices that are forbidden on their home world of Takwella. Dr. Laurel Weaver: What did I have to do, sing it for you?! [As K and J arrive at the morgue to get Orion]. Kay: I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you? Wanted to the use the earth as an apolitical zone for ... creatures without a planet. Um, look, tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time, and thank you for everything, but... [He hands the file back] ...why don't you show me the door? ], Edgar: Get your big butt back in the house! Come on what did Alex say? Here he usually brings two big cases which the agents always carry in. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. Agent J: Look, how was I supposed to know?! They are seen drinking coffee and smoking in the breakroom. Agent J: I ain't playing with you, K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?! Kay: Congratulations, Reg. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills. The Emperor is careless and defenseless, so the other Worms must watch him. See more ideas about good movies, movies, black men. They don't want one or need one, either. Quotes.net. To celebrate the film’s two decade anniversary, vfxblog spoke to visual effects supervisor Eric Brevig about Men in Black’s aliens, humans who are actually aliens, and about the range of models and miniatures used in the show. There’s a run in with the INS. [K shoots, blowing the Bug in half and freeing himself. You're useless, Beatrice. Sold for US$ 625 inc. premium Entertainment Memorabilia including Animation Art. [crushes two more cockroaches as the Bug walks right up to him, seething with anger] You need to ease up out of my face before something bad happens to you. This imaginative summer comedy from director Barry Sonnenfeld (Get Shorty) is a lot of fun, largely on the strength of Will Smith's engaging performance as the rookie partner of a secret agent (Tommy Lee Jones) assigned to keep tabs on Earth-dwelling extraterrestrials. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. ], [She puts a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and holds it up. People are smart, they can handle it. Heh, heh. More non-humans arrive every year and they live among us in secret. Was that your auntie? Zed: The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. . This guy was one of the royal family. produced solely as an ILM CG character animation. [He hands her a clipboard] Sign here. [A police officer pushes a stretcher with Rosenberg's corpse and a cat on top.]. I'm eating that, dammit! --Tom Keogh, https://www.quotes.net/movies/men_in_black_quotes_7416. ILM computer generated creation. Men in Black (1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Silence your native tongue. You got me? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Look, we've gotta get all the doors closed around here. [Enraged, the Bug descends to the ground and approaches him] Well, well. Five minutes. Dr. Laurel Weaver: I knew it. Then it turns into Lara Flynn Boyle, and all … "Men in Black Quotes." Any woman who shows yet the slightest hint of sexual independence...! both animatronic and CG creatures, but after numerous redesigns and script changes, Edgar to Kay and Jay Edgar the Bug (or just The Bug) is a Bug alien and the main antagonist of the first Men in Black film. Zed: Gentlemen, congratulations. Edgar: You can have my gun... [He cocks it] when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. A practical joke by the great attractor. ], [The Bug enters Edgar's house, wearing Edgar's skin as a disguise. Kay: Arquillian battle rules: first we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then a galactic standard week to respond. In the first Men In Black, when K is deleting J's history, he deletes his birthday which was in 1969 (according to his birth certificate). Police Officer: It's your problem. This wormy fella and its friends are the hilarious companions of the "Men in Black." Kay: 1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. You'll get used to it... or you'll have a psychotic episode. Agent J: Look, K, why don't you let me handle this one? That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? You're above the System. Men In Black They are the best kept secret in the Universe. In fact, *you* kicked *him* out and now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, go to Bloomingdales, find some nice dresses, you know, maybe find somewhere you can get, you know, a facial, and hire a decorator to come in here fast because... damn. Jay: You know what they say. 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